Happy Late Turkey Day

Listening to: Sing me Spanish Techno, The New Pornographers

Well, it's the day after Thanksgiving, when we celebrate the pilgrims finaly getting the indians to help them with their pointless problems and then return the favor by spreading desease and stealing their land.

Weeell this has been a weird morning for me, I now know the idiocies of playing Runescape. The whole place sucks and I'm pretty sure smells too. 'Cause I'm lacking in anything to gripe about I'm just going to recap yesterday for you peoples who randomly might be reading this blog.

Well, what did I do yesterday, went to a friends house, coaxed her older brother (Werid, Arrogent, Annoying, older brother) into teaching us to play D&, almost started until my pocket started to vibrate signaling me to go home before my dad developed a peptic ulcer. Had Thanksgiving dinner. Watched Batman Begins with the rest of my family, mainly cousins. Went to bed.

Yes this was a very eventful day for me soon I'll be playing bridge with my old granny friends, remincing about the "good ol' days". I shudder at the thought. Being as bored as I am, I'm just going to write a quick list and conclude this. Soo....

The top Ten things to do when life gives you lemons.
10. Make (ugh) Lemonade
9. Throw them back
8. Find an annoying kid with a paper cut.
7.Throw them at Hillary Duff.
6. Make a statue with them.
5.Prevent scurvy.
4.Lemon Merangue Pie.
3. Flip out.
2. Eat the Lemons.
And the number one thing to do when life gives you lemons?
1. Stick them in your shirt and make your boobs look biger.

Well, You know you love me,

Lara